Thursday, June 5, 2008

Secure your Position!


Zoe: Lia....put on your somber face.

Lia: Whaut?

Zoe: ok...sad...put on a sad face.

Lia: Why?

Zoe: Didn't you see the pictures on the kitchen table? She's 'shopping' again.

Lia: Who are they and where are they from?

Zoe: Gadget, Solar and Rani - they're dogs for adoption from Bangkok.


Lia: Bangkok, Michigan?

Zoe: DIIIIIPSHIT! Bangkok, Tailand! Sheesh!

Lia: Wait a minute. Why not adopt cuties from our state...or our country?

Zoe: Ohhhhhh, you're one of thoooooose. short sighted-don't see the GLOBAL economy picture...well...regardless...we don't need more dogs here. C'mon...look sad so she'll be reminded we need attention and she probably will agree not to adopt more dogs...

Lia: Well, frankly, I say THE MORE THE MERRIER!!!

Zoe: And do you realize less food and treats for you?

Lia: HOLD IT! THERE'S NO MORE ROOM HERE AT THE INN FOR MORE DOGS. HERE'S MY POOR-ME FACE
Zoe: (....as I thought...)