Friday, July 31, 2009

Happy . . . Weekend

Zoe: We need to find a beach - or lake front and go get happy.

Lia: What's a beach? And a lake thing?

Zoe: Good gravy, Lia - you need to get out more....look at the fun we could have:







Lia: Yep - the first three look like a bath...this last one: Heaven.
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Zoe: Do you even know what Heaven is?
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Lia: Yep - digging in that sand and then drinking out of that big water bowl.
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Zoe: (...you should go for a nice loooooong swim in that water bowl...)
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hubba-Hubba

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Lia: Hey! This guy wears shades like you, Zoe!

Zoe: Yep, that's how you can tell how cool he is.

Lia: And this is??????????

Zoe: This is Max. Another new blog friend. He's the center of Heather's universe - Mommy knows her and that's how we got his picture.


Lia: I think he's one handsome dude.

Zoe: (...you think all dogs in pants are handsome dudes....sleeze....)

W E L C O M E, M A X!
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

OCBD

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Obsessive Compulsive Bucket Disorder










(...Lia: who sez i have to grow up? why? when? who cares...i'm a dog...
...try'n'make me!.....)


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Monday, July 27, 2009

Newest Girlfriend: JADE!

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Lia: Whoa...who's the Sista?

Zoe: A little respect please: This is Jade, our newest girlfriend on our blog. She belongs to Mommy's friend, Colleen.

Lia: Aw, c'mon: cold beer and a smoke - I wanna hang with HER!!!

Zoe: You wouldn't last an evening!



Lia: You're probably right...maybe she could teach me the finer side of life.

Zoe: I'm thinkin' not with your restricted diet. So let's just say Hi Jade and welcome her to the blog.

Lia: HI JADE..........AND WELCOME TO THE BLOG!

Zoe: (...everything is literal with her...)

Welcome, Jade - You're Beautiful!

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Dog Art on Mondays ~

Some Cool Black Doggies...

















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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Sunday Closeups Minus One

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Kinsey: Hey Cousin Zoe ~ How come Lia isn't in this blog today?



Zoe: Can you keep a secret?


Kinsey: Yep. Just tell me what a secret is.

Zoe: Lia won't be here today; she suffering from her OCBD. I'll tell you what that is later when I can upload her pictures. It's a sickness! Don't feel bad for her tho...it's cuz she never grew up.

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Standing on Uncle Larry

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Zoe: LIA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?????



Lia: Whut? I'm just sittin here on the coffee table - it's higher so I can see more of the backyard.





Zoe: That's Mommy's homework and your big fat feet are on Uncle Larry!!! She's gonna kill you.




Lia: No she won't...she calls me her cutie-baby.

Zoe: (...spoiled cow...)

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Table for Two

My dear friend, Lynn, living abroad, sends regular e-mails of sights, sounds, excursions and general tales of living life in France....here's one I adore:



I arrived a little early at my favorite Maussane restaurant for lunch with friends, so I just plopped down, ordered a wee Pastis, and sat back to do what I do best, watch the world go by. After about ten minutes a woman arrived with a little dog. Almost to a canine, French dogs have wonderful restaurant manners, and many times you do not even realize one is eating with you until the diners get up to leave and the dog shuffles out from under the table.
Today, the dog did not get under the table. His person put a little blanket down on the chair opposite her, and he dog hopped up and sat down on it. She received her menu, made her choice and smiled over at him.
I could not hear what she was saying, only the rhythm of it. She wasn’t making little kitchy-coo sounding dog comments to him. She wasn’t saying things like, “Aren’t you mommy’s smart little boy? Sitting up there so good! What a nice doggie! What a good boy!” No, Ma’am. She spoke to him about as often as you would someone you live with who already knows about your day. Sometimes she’d smile. He just looked back attentively. (See picture)
He sat for over an hour and quietly watched children playing to his right, and then watched people eating to his left. When his person spoke to him, he looked at her with polite attention. Not once did he beg or whimper or eyeball her lunch. Never did she offer him a scrap of food. Mostly they sat in silence like a comfortable old couple.
After she paid her bill, she got up and pulled his chair back. He hopped down, she put his blanket in her purse and off they went.
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Addiction

Lia: Mommy is addicted to smiling dogs, isn't she?

Zoe: And dogs with knarly hair...and crooked teeth....and smooth-as-silk coats....and concerned wrinkles...and wisdom eyes...and big floppy feet...and really long or really short legs....well, yes, she's addicted to smiles too...


Ocean
Eleven Years
by Grace Chon
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Friday, July 10, 2009

You'll feel good


if you hug a baby this weekend...........

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Action = Consequences

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Lia: AHHHHH.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zoe: And just what's so funny, fatty?


Lia: I see you've been tagged again and are wearing your ugly orange teather collar....probably from that fence jumping incident, aye? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zoe: You're a dip.....and this "cuff" won't last long, cuz I'll be perfect when it's on....I'll teach you how this whole thing works.

Lia: I don't think so.....she was pretty mad......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zoe: Oh go roll in rabbit treasure, you crooked-lip-funny-toothed whale!

Zoe: (...there...told her...!)

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Take Your Dog(s) to Work Day!

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Morning at Daycare...
Afternoon at Interstate for lots of petting
...and a couple of naps




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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

YOUR LIFE IS OVER!

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Zoe: WHAT are you talking about?



Lia: HA!~You little shrimp! It's over for you. I saw Mommy looking at tie-outs cause you went and visited the neighbors this evening...and that crazy Harvey told you to go home!


So...Mom's on the internet ordering balls and chains and harnesses....you'll never see the light of day again, princess!!!!




you see...when dumb dogs like you don't know how good you've got it and go over the fence, you're lucky Mommy loves you enough to run out to find you...




...but I can't wait till you're on a tie-out; I'll run and jump and get company to play with...I'll call Kinsey....cuz you won't be allowed to go THREE FEET!!!! HA HA HA HA ...smartypantz....



Zoe: Diphead.....


(...she still doesn't get that I'm special...)

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Friday, July 3, 2009

Happy Matters!

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This is Buddy and he came from Mark Rogers blog: Smile like a Dog
We like Big Grins!
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Overtired

Tuesday Evening -6/30/09 - 'month end'

Lia: What's up with the Kinser Man? Why isn't he spazz-0?

Zoe: He was at doggie daycare for the whole day; he's ony 4 months old and the little man is pooped out.

Lia: Was I ever pooped out when I was a baby?



Zoe: Nope (...just poopy...)

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