Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Clairvoyant or Schmucky the Clown

Lia: I think I have a special talent - like a savant - like telepathy.

Zoe: Oh, this will be good: Why?

Lia: I can find water with tupperware and a stick.

Zoe: If you're a dowser, I don't think you need tupperware. And I doubt you can find water. Would you like to explain yourself?

Lia: Yep. First, I put my head in the air and smell for water - I have a very sensitive nose.

Zoe: (yawn.....) yeaahhhhh?
Lia: Then I find my tupperware bowl and my water-pointing stick.
Zoe: Dowser rod. okaaaaay...


Lia: Then I walk around till I find water, drop my stick and fill up my bowl with my discovered water.Zoe: (errrrrrr....that's our swimming pool, you schmuck.....)