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Lia: Yah, I can here it and I can smell it - and I think it's waaay on top of the tree. And yah, I heard The Mommy...we better go.
Zoe: NOT YET - we haven't even SEEN the squirrel - make up something.
The Mommy: Lia, get Zoe and come!
Lia: Um...she's not here just now...
The Mommy: Oh really? - there's something sticking out of the other side of the tree....who's that?
Lia: Zoe, I'm pretending I'm squirrel hunting but I'm not taking the heat for you on this one - it's not my fault you can't hide your 20 pound ass behind this enormous tree.
Zoe: Just tell her Narley came down to visit - she'll believe YOU.
Lia: Well, you're the older sister so I have to believe you.
Zoe: (...booyah! still a dip!!!)
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