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Lia: Here's my problem...
Zoe: It's about time you met your own truth...YOU have a problem.
Lia: Ya! You! You and all the little dogs they make these cute things for. Do you think I can get this cool sweater in an xxxxxxl?
Zoe: not without alot of money - and since you don't have a job, I'm guessing small dogs will always get the cool clothes.
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Lia: Oh yeah...well...I'm gonna find a someone that makes stuff like this and has large pets.
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Zoe: (...Dear Santa: You may want to not show Lia all the cool stuff your reindeer wear...)
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