Thursday, August 21, 2008

Prospective Olympian thought process

Lia: Wow...I just figured it out.

Zoe: figured what out?

Lia: How to get a gold olympic medal! We play with volleyballs, yes?

Zoe: Yes.

Lia: And we roll around in the sand....yes?

Zoe: Yes.

Lia: And we stand on our hind legs and bark at each other sometimes...yes?

Zoe: Yes.

Lia: So....the only thing missing is what? I'll tell you: it's a white bikini! We need a white bikini.

Zoe: (....ohh....I can't WAIT to see your fat butt in a bikini....that will be medal worthy alright...)