First...the pretty shiney slipper:
Wait....I mean...a slipper at OUR house: Day One: Mommy loves her new soft, squishy, stuffed, floppy slipper...
Then: Oh...about day NINE, Lia the pup finds said slipper waiting to be sniffed, chewed, ripped and enjoyed....keeps it all to herself...
On the morning of day TEN, Lia finishes the job as a good pup should!
Same morning: I think it's only fair to share, don't you? TEN DAYS, not bad....
Statistics You Can't Live Without.... by Zoe LaVerne Adams.
