Thursday, May 15, 2008

Security Guard





Lia: BARK! BARK! BARK!...MOMMY....LET US OUT ....BARK! BARK!

Zoe: Lia, we just came IN. Can't you just rest a minute?

Lia: There's something out there and BARK! I have to protect my Mommy. BARK! HURRY!

Zoe: Fine - let's go see who it is...

Lia: BARKBARK..bark..BARKBARKBARKBARK...HEAR THAT???

Zoe: Lia - there's no one here.

Lia: Not a person - see that big thing over OUR HOUSE?
Zoe: Lia, that's a jet - it won't come and hurt us.

Lia: A whut?

Zoe: an aero pane, for you.

Lia: Doesn't matter: bird, kite or aeropane - if I bark like this, the danger eventually goes away...and I made it happen!

Zoe: (...Mom, I've been looking on Petfinder's for a more suitable family member...there's a Beagle or this handsome Black Lab....)