Monday, May 19, 2008

Rude Awakening

Zoe: Great treat, huh?
Lia: I Luuuuuuuuuuuv doggie ice cream. What are they called?

Zoe: Frosty Paws

Lia: Yep - and we're having them because of me.

Zoe: What do you mean?

Lia: Well.... When Mom and I went for a walk, I did everything right - even sitting when we got to the corners. So, she said because I was so good, we were going to get a treat. So you can thank me.

Zoe: I'm amused by your excessive favorable opinion of your ability and power.

Lia: Why?

Zoe: Because we get these ice creams every Sunday eve around 8 - whether you perform perfectly or lay there like your usual big lump-self.

Lia: Ya...well....but....um......

Zoe: (...brain freeze....)