Lia: I Luuuuuuuuuuuv doggie ice cream. What are they called?
Zoe: Frosty Paws
Lia: Yep - and we're having them because of me.
Zoe: What do you mean?
Lia: Well.... When Mom and I went for a walk, I did everything right - even sitting when we got to the corners. So, she said because I was so good, we were going to get a treat. So you can thank me.
Zoe: I'm amused by your excessive favorable opinion of your ability and power.
Lia: Why?
Zoe: Because we get these ice creams every Sunday eve around 8 - whether you perform perfectly or lay there like your usual big lump-self.
Lia: Ya...well....but....um......
Zoe: (...brain freeze....)