Zoe: Well, it's clear we have varying opinions.
Jada: If done properly, position yourself neatly on the upper deck on the clean dog bed, yet keep the food off the bed so as to not make a mess.
Lia: You look like a queen up there!
Zoe: Nope: I say be a dog and get down here in the grass - THIS is the natural way of dogs.
Lia: You look like a fuzzy rat.
Zoe: And what do you think you look like?
Lia: I dunno...what?
Jada: She looks like a giraffe with her legs spread like that
Lia: What's a gir...
Zoe: NEVER MIND....like a baby horse: big butt and looooong legs...hard to reach your treat
Lia: But when I get there, I pick it up, take it to the patio and then I jump over things you two just run or fall into!
Zoe: (....cocky animal.. whatever she is....)
