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Lia: So, can I ask you sumthin?
Zoe: Sure.
Lia: Do you always understand Mommy?
Zoe: Heck no. We're not human - we don't speak that language. Why?
Zoe: Sure.
Lia: Do you always understand Mommy?
Zoe: Heck no. We're not human - we don't speak that language. Why?
Lia: I dunno. I get alot of things she says when she talks TO us. Good Girl. Come. Sit. Do you want a cookie? I get all that...
Zoe: Sure - repeated mantras; you learned it with treats, you Pavlov's dog! So what's the problem?
Lia: Well - she says things like "you have the most beautiful face in the world"...or..."Lia, get your butt back here so I can wipe those paws"..body parts....I understand those...
Zoe: Aaannnnd????
Zoe: Sure - repeated mantras; you learned it with treats, you Pavlov's dog! So what's the problem?
Lia: Well - she says things like "you have the most beautiful face in the world"...or..."Lia, get your butt back here so I can wipe those paws"..body parts....I understand those...
Zoe: Aaannnnd????
Lia: So I'm a little frustrated that I don't know where other body parts are.Zoe: WHAT THE HECK are you TALKING about????
Lia: Y'know...things like "Where's your knee?"
Zoe: That's not what she said, Whale Fat.
Lia: Oh, smarty pants? What'd she say?
Zoe: She said, "Where's Ernie?"
Lia: Who's Ernie???
Zoe: I don't have a clue.
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