Lia: I know your secret is O-U-T!
Zoe: What secret?
Lia: You and your precious butt. Everyone knows you sit on me....but now they're gonna know you've taken up sitting on anyone at daycare.
Zoe: Well...you were off running somewhere, I was tired and this nice dog said I could...so there and na na na na naaaaah na! Besides you can't really tell if it's me in that fuzzy picture!
Lia: Oh - everyone knows your lazzy behind part!
Zoe: (....damn camera phones...)
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