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Lia: Ok...are you ready for my lesson?
Zoe: Don't bother me - I'm squirrel hunting. And WHATEVER could YOU teach ME?
Lia: My Sticks-in-the-Snow procedure: Watch:
First - you locate where Mommy left some sticks 'n' stuff in the fall -
they're buried under the snow - and you pluck one out...
Then - carry it to the other side of the yard...because....you can.
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When you get to the other side of the yard, put the stick down and survey for thieves.
When you're sure it's all yours, begin the de-twigging process...
And chomp away to your heart's content! TAAAH-DAAAH!!!!
Zoe: ...and...um...that's your lesson for me today?
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Lia: Yep. I learned this all by myself. And now I'm sharing with you so you can have fun too.
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Zoe: (....DE-TWIGGING??? What a putz!!!....)
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