Lia: THIS STINKS! How come we're not getting store bought costumes?
Zoe: Because Mommy says it's a lean/green year so she wanted to be 'inventive'. By the way, those are lovely chin straps and tossle you've got there.

Lia: Hey - I may be wearing a purse, but you wouldn't catch me dead in a Westborn Market babushka!.

Zoe: You win.
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