Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Training: Back to Basics

A W A Y


Lia: Ooooo, what's that?

Zoe: Mommy said "AWAY!". It took two days but I guess she wins. When she says ''away", it means, 'DON'T GET ANY CLOSER TO THAT FENCE 'LIL GIRL OR LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE'.

Lia: And does it? Does lightning strike? Cuz it looks pretty sunny to me.

Zoe: Ass. With my 'notification' collar - I think she controls the ZAP!


Lia: Well...let's see if you learned your lesson: ZO...C'MERE - THERE'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!


Zoe: Nope. I just heard "away". This is as far as I go.

Mommy: I love Dog Whisperer re-runs. AWAY!
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