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Lia: Whoa...who's the Sista?
Zoe: A little respect please: This is Jade, our newest girlfriend on our blog. She belongs to Mommy's friend, Colleen.
Lia: Aw, c'mon: cold beer and a smoke - I wanna hang with HER!!!
Zoe: You wouldn't last an evening!
Lia: You're probably right...maybe she could teach me the finer side of life.
Zoe: I'm thinkin' not with your restricted diet. So let's just say Hi Jade and welcome her to the blog.
Lia: HI JADE..........AND WELCOME TO THE BLOG!
Zoe: (...everything is literal with her...)
Welcome, Jade - You're Beautiful!
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