Friday, June 26, 2009

Ouchie


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Zoe: So let me understand this: You couldn't walk this evening - Mom thought maybe you pulled something playing at daycare - she picks up your 64 pound ass and takes you to emergency - where they find you are sore at your hip joints AND you have early onset artritis in the same place?

Lia: Jess.
Zoe: Are you on muscle relaxers and rest for a few days like me earlier this year?
Lia: Shjess.
Zoe: Are you drunk? Cuz if you are, Mommy gives you an ice cream cup. Can I get one of those pills?
Lia: Fffffyessss.
Zoe: (...Whoa! THIS IS GREAT! This may take care of her freaks over fireworks in our city coming this Sunday! Thank heaven!...)

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