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Zoe: So let me understand this: You couldn't walk this evening - Mom thought maybe you pulled something playing at daycare - she picks up your 64 pound ass and takes you to emergency - where they find you are sore at your hip joints AND you have early onset artritis in the same place?
Lia: Shjess.
Zoe: Are you drunk? Cuz if you are, Mommy gives you an ice cream cup. Can I get one of those pills?
Lia: Fffffyessss.
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