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Lia: Ok...who's this again?Zoe: You met them already - at Aunti Eileen & Uncle Steve's...the 'little' guy is Vinnie...
Zoe: Someday Mom's gonna get a picture of him laying on his side: his legs are so short that on the side that's UP... poor guys legs just hang...they don't touch the floor...
Zoe: AND THIS NEXT GUY--THIS HUNK'A'DOG IS ANDY! THIS GUY WAS ALL OVER MOM AND I KNEW IT THE MINUTE SHE WALKED IN THE DOOR - I COULD SMELL HIS MANLY COLOGNE.
Lia: Um...are you jealous?
Zoe: I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
Lia: HAHAHA....That's a yes.
Zoe: (...go trip over a log...)
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