More Olympic thoughts...

Lia: What do you think is the purpose of beach volleyball?


Zoe: Individual prowess contributing to team skill leading to killing your opponent.

Lia: NOPE! It's how big and deep a divot you can make with you feet....look at the sand!!!

Zoe: Divot?
Lia: Ya...individually we're good but when me and Jada team up, we can feet some great divots.

Zoe: Divot?
Lia: Yep.... biggggggg, deeeeep divots..that's sand volleyball - whomever makes the most wins.

Zoe: (.....sigh.....you're a divot...)

Olympic Commentary

Lia: Wow...Mikey is so impressive....I'd like to swim with him...here's what I could do:

Zoe: no....here's what your fat butt would look like:

Lia: ...and I spose little teeney you would swim oh so delicately????

Zoe: Yes, of course

Lia: PHOOEY! THIS is how you'd get in a pool and we all know it.......
Zoe: (...it's rude to tell my inter-most expectations, nitty....)

Unimpressed

Lia: Whadayadoin?

Zoe: Reading about YOU in the funny papers....

Lia: Wait a minute....how do you know it's ME?....the paper is upside down!!!!!

Zoe: I know...Mom taught me how when I went to her office...she said all good title people can present documents and read upside down....I learned so I can work for her when closers go on vacation....
Lia: That doesn't make any sense....PAPER is what puppies learn to pee on and then as we grow up....we chew it and then throw our toys on it cuz it makes cool sounds....
Zoe: Selective hearing: you didn't get ANYTHING I said about reading upside down!

Lia: Whaut?

Zoe: (.....blockhead...)

Synonyms

Lia: Man...it's HOT out here...

Jada: Hot? it's TORRID!

Lia: Oh yeah???? it's...um...SCORCHING...I'm going to the shade...

Jada: It's SIZZLING....I'm going to the air conditioning...

Zoe: Ohhh, Girrrrrrrrrrllllllssssss.....the wonderful warmth and brightness of summer doesn't last very long.........remember?????

Jada: I like it I like it BAKING HOT...

Lia: I like it BLISTERING...
Zoe: (...name for you two: NINCOMPOOPS...)

Learning curves

Zoe: oh nooooo

Lia: what?...this is going to be fun...she's trying black and white photography and we're the subjects....this is cool like me...


Jada: this IS COOL....I'm already black and white so this is truly my best shot....ok, Aunt Kandiss....CHEEEESSSSSSEEEEE



Zoe: yikes....


(....she needs practice and maybe a camera class or two wouldn't hurt...)

Class

Zoe: Here.

Lia: What?

Zoe: This is closer to the class of "art" someone as goofy as YOU belong in.




Lia: I REALLY like this ART

Zoe: (...i knew it.....dipshit...)

I Want to be in Pictures

Lia: That's it - I decided I want to be in this film.

Zoe: What film?

Lia: The Dogs in Art film.

Zoe: You think YOU would fit in that beautiful piece of work.

Lia: I'm cool lookin.





Zoe: (....not for that group.....)