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Lia: Why is the Mommy laughing so hard?
Zoe: She thinks soaking wet pups in a bathtub are foto-funny.
Lia: I don't mind getting a bath.
Zoe: That's because you're not a normal dog. All dogs hate baths.
Lia: I am too, normal - I eat poop like everbody else.
Zoe: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Then you're ok. Except for the bath part.
It's the Mommy that's sadistic.
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