Mom: She has a pretty bad back sprain - she's on pain relievers.
Lia: Ya, so if her pain is relieved, why isn't she playing or laughing at my jokes?
Mom: She's also on some relaxers to help her stay calm until her back gets stronger
Lia: Relaxed? She's buzzin! Out of it! Like - duhhhh - gone!
Mom: That's good - can you leave her alone for a week?
Lia: Yep!
Zoe: (....liar liar pants on fire how does your garden grow ran up the hill to fetch a pail of jack in the beanstalk beans............wheeeeeeeeeee)
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