FAT Tuesday

Zoe: Hey, Fatty...Aunt Liss thinks we're on spring break - we should let her know we're getting ready for lent.



Lia: Why...what's lent?


Zoe: Um...well...you eat everything you want today cuz tomorrow you have to SACRIFICE for 6 weeks until Easter arrives - give up something you REALLY like to honour suffering. . . and don't forget to ask for forgiveness for your sins!

Lia: WHAT????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHO'S TRADITION IS THAT? THAT'S STUPID! I'M NOT GIVING UP ANYTHING...WE'RE LUCKY TO GET A MILKBONE OR A PIGS EAR...I WON'T DO IT, I TELL YOU. AND WHAT'S A SIN?

Zoe: ok...pretend we didn't have this conversation. The groundhog saw his shadow. There's six more weeks of winter...let's just go take a nap...

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Lia: Ok...but I'm gonna dream of all the goodies we're gonna get to eat.

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Zoe: (...as if she controls the food bank...)

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All Kids Like to Jump on The Bed!

WE LOVE CLOWNS!!!

How to test if Noodles are done...

WHAT ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?

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Zoe: rumor has it you've become smitten with some dude on the internet? named Chuck?

Lia: Yep - he's so-o-o-o-o cool - and his mom has a great site: dooce.

Zoe: And just what is it about him that you like so much?

Lia: You wouldn't believe the stuff his mom puts on his head to test and foto...really cool...like our mom and me.

Zoe: Such as?

Lia: Here, Look:

daily chuck via dooce.com

Turns out if they stick to your dog, the noodles are done. Foolproof way to a bowl of good pasta. Be sure to de-hair before serving.

Zoe: (...oh, ya, I'd be attracted...)

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"X" Dogs

Lia:

An "X"-cellent Dog Story:

X-cellent deck protector....

X-cellent backyard canine keeness...




X-cellent big sister...



X-cellent poser...




X-cellent, stand-up member of the canine community representing all cool dogs, high-brow, hi-bread, rescued and mixed....meaning they're all cool....



The End.

Zoe: (...Notice to the public: this story is obviously fiction...she just couldn't find any "X" dogs..and clearly doesn't know story telling basics....sorry...)

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"R" Dogs

Rat Terrier

Red and White Setter


Redbone Coonhound Lucy 6 mos

Rodesian Ridgeback pups

Rodesian Ridgeback

Rottweiler pup

Rottweiler



OUR HERO ~ RIN TIN TIN

one more Rhodie MX for good measure!

Lia: ...and Zoe won't be commenting tonite ...she's glued to the TV Grammys...and yep - the last Rhodie is me...could you tell???? heh heh heh

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"Z" Dogs - but I'm not done

Zoe: "Z" dogs?????

Lia: Silly - there are NO "z" dogs - but I met some dogs whose names start with Z:

ZsaZsa

Zeus


Zoro

Zuke




Zoe

and some gorgeous babe behind her

Zoe: When will this alphabet game be over with?

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Lia: It's not a game - it's been very informative....and I still have P, R, X and W.

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Zoe: (...so by this time next week we should see some true intelligent missives....)

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Lia: Hey, SmartyPants, I heard that...and....I know Mrs'sss too: Mrs. Foss, Mrs.Shook, Mrs.Hay, Mrs.Hickson, Mrs.Bensch, Mrs.Gratz

Zoe: (...i just want to cry...)

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"V" Dogs

Zoe: ok...first two are Vizsla dogs.

Lia: Yep.

Zoe: the third is a Vizsla pup.

Lia: wow...that's good...yep.

Zoe: and THIS monster?

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Lia: a Very Fine Canine Companion.

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Zoe: (...oy....)

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"Y" Dogs

Zoe: Once again, you are here WHY?

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Lia: Well, I couldn't let that baby Yorkie be the only dog under Y dogs. So here I am, YOURS TRULY!!!!!

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Zoe: (....Y...I mean, Why Me God?....)

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