Zoe: Hey, Lia, guess what I just read......
Lia: You read?
Zoe: Yep, and you know what I learned about you?
Lia: ME? WHAT???
Zoe: You can smile pretty at people now because crooked teeth are "in".
Lia: You're just teasing me.
Zoe: No, really....the article says crooked teeth are COOL....and since you always say how cool you are, I thought you might like to show everyone your teeth are the coolest.
Lia: I DO!!!! HERE'S MY COOL CROOKED PRETTY SMILE EVERYBODY.
Zoe: (....whad'a piece of work!....)