Lia: So, can I ask you something?
Zoe: Sure.
Lia: What's YOUR idea of a dog trick?
Zoe: Not the same as yours.
Lia: Why?
Zoe: Cause TRICKS are when she asks you to perform ...you get hugs, squeals and treats.....watch this:
Lia: ok....so in the video I went to the kitchen to do my own trick
Zoe: Ya....that's a good one, stealing and chewing Mom's fuzzy slipper - she'll like that.
Lia: Y'think?
Zoe: Ohhhhhh yessss. (....i love when you're so stupid and punishment is impending....)