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Lia: WOW - could YOU do that?
Zoe: Absolutely - remember, I'm the fence jumper.
Lia: Yah - but I hear you're 7 pounds overweight, TubbaWubba and
you've been having a hard time scaling that little 4 foot fence.
Zoe: Pffft. And, whut - you think YOU could get more that 6 inches off the
ground, Miss I-Lost-My-Waistline?
Lia: Maybe we need to exercise more.
Zoe: Maybe you should shut up before someone hears you. Just
get off the Internet and quit finding these embarrassing photos.
Lia: Done.
via ilovemydog
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