Zoe: Reading about YOU in the funny papers....
Lia: Wait a minute....how do you know it's ME?....the paper is upside down!!!!!Zoe: I know...Mom taught me how when I went to her office...she said all good title people can present documents and read upside down....I learned so I can work for her when closers go on vacation....
Lia: That doesn't make any sense....PAPER is what puppies learn to pee on and then as we grow up....we chew it and then throw our toys on it cuz it makes cool sounds....
Zoe: Selective hearing: you didn't get ANYTHING I said about reading upside down!
Lia: Whaut?
Zoe: (.....blockhead...)
