Commentary by a couple of rescued mutts and their friends about... anything...
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
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It was such a long winter, everyone gained a few too many pounds . The issue becomes, when does the new lifestyle plan begin??? Zoe and I voted tonight to wait till Lia gets home from Camp.
2am get up and pee
206am take two pain pills
210am get walker from bedroom and do four laps around the house'
219am use inhaler
219am called Vet Emergency hospital to check on my little Zoe
224am play 2 games of solitare
232am back to bed concerned not about me but about the pup.
2:40am stepped outside - boy it's dark but starry nonetheless
Zoe: That's because you pay no attention to detail. For example, WHY is all of our food bags, cans of food, treats, pills all sitting out on the bar - why didn't The Woman put it away like usual?
Lia: uhhh, maybe we're gonna eat again?
Zoe: You're a lug! We're NOT going to eat again and I think this is more than playing at daycare for just the day. And now she went and put one of our blankets on that pile.
Lia: DO YOU THINK SHE'S TAKING US TO THE POUND???? OHMYGOD!!!!!
Zoe: Stop it, you moron...that's not it. I think we're going to the Doggie Hotel.
Lia: I love that place - play all day, sleep in beds of our own...
Zoe: Well, I'm going to shadow The Woman for the rest of the evening.
Lia: That's silly - why?
Zoe: Because I'm the one that sleeps on her "other" pillow and she's going to miss me most.
Lia: She gonna miss me more cuz she calls me her clown and I make her laugh.
The Woman: (sniffff) (whining:) I'll miss you both more than you will ever know.