Thursday, March 26, 2009

Reproduction

Lia: Is an apple an animal?

Zoe: No.



Lia: Can an apple have babies that grow up to make other apples?

Zoe: Well...sorta - it's about spreading seeds.

Lia: And?

Zoe: Watch the cute little video.........





The Seed from Johnny Kelly on Vimeo.

Zoe: Why all the reproduction questions lately?

Lia: I'm trying to learn where I came from. How I got here? What all these cool species are about and how we're all living and somehow related........

Zoe: Good Gravy, Gertrude!!! Happy Weekend, All.

Lia: Save the Planet - EAT AN APPLE EVERYBODY!

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Friday, March 20, 2009

Art Dogs

Maarten Wetsema's Dog Portraits





via dogarttoday.com

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Bonding with Dogs

5 Reasons Why Bonding With Your Pet Is Good For You

Foggy Information


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Lia: Hey Zozo...are fish animals?


Zoe: They're code-bluded water-breaving ferduhbratezzzz.







Lia: WHAT??? You're still slurring your words.


Zoe: jesss - they're a water-dvwellink animal


Lia: I can't learn stuff if you can't talk right; when will you be normal again?


Zoe: wazza matter?....I feel preeeety loopie - feels good, I fink......medz all done Sundae.....zzzz


Lia: Dope Head.


Zoe: (Dummmshiiiiiittttt...........zzzz)


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Buzzed!

Lia: What's wrong with Zoe?

Mom: She has a pretty bad back sprain - she's on pain relievers.

Lia: Ya, so if her pain is relieved, why isn't she playing or laughing at my jokes?

Mom: She's also on some relaxers to help her stay calm until her back gets stronger

Lia: Relaxed? She's buzzin! Out of it! Like - duhhhh - gone!

Mom: That's good - can you leave her alone for a week?

Lia: Yep!

Zoe: (....liar liar pants on fire how does your garden grow ran up the hill to fetch a pail of jack in the beanstalk beans............wheeeeeeeeeee)

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