Mommy's Synonyms

...Whoa...



....Whew...



...Ahhh....


...Awww...


...Yummmm...



...Sigh...

...Mmmm... respect...love...miss...

...Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head....

Zoe: Mommy's having a hard time with this one so she wanted to post again.....

A Cool Man..A Good Man......

...talented...kind...A Humanitarian ~





Image: Corbis photo from the book Men & Dogs: A Personal History from Bogart to Bowie by Judith Watt and Peter Dyer.

Confucius Say...

Happy Last Weekend of September 2008 everyone............

Analyze This

Lia: Oh Zoweeeeee.......

Zoe: Yah?

Lia: I bought you a new food bowl.

Zoe: Why?

Lia: Because you've tried to be so helpful with my fear of ceiling fans issue that you DESERVE this gift.

Zoe: Wow...thanks....let's see it.

Lia: Here...

Zoe: (...humph....puppy learning sarcasm....not bad...)

Treatment

Zoe: Hey, Lia...while we're squirrel hunting, I thought you should know I was just reading up on your mental illness....

Psychosis
Psychosis (from the Greek ψυχή "psyche", for mind or soul, and -οσις "-osis", for abnormal condition), with adjective psychotic, literally means abnormal condition of the mind, and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". Those suffering from psychosis are said to be psychotic.

Lia: ...and...?????

Zoe: Stop hiding! I think I found an exercize that will help you.

Lia: Cool! I like to play.

Zoe: No, dip-wad, this is an exercise for your brain....analysis...and maybe it help you.

Lia: OKAY! Whuda I do?

Zoe: OK: What sound does a thunderstorm make?

Lia: BOOM.....CRACK....RUMBLE-RUMBLE-rumble.....

ZOE: Good. You should be feeling a little better. What sound do fireworks make?

Lia: BOO-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-boom....pop!pop! whzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Zoe: Excellent. Saying the words out loud should make you less and less fearful. Now: what sound does a CEILING FAN make?

Lia: Ummm.....

Zoe: THAT'S IT! Pretty scarey huh, y'big baby!!!

(...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......man, this is great material....)

Trading Spaces

Zoe: Hey, Lia....I was just thinking and I want to note this....

...y'know...you shouldn't feel bad about your fear of a ceiling fan(**snicker**)....you just need to know I support you...

Zoe: And...since I'll have more room in Mom's bed, I thought I owed it to you to give you a nick name for your new sleeping space...

Lia: Cool...what will you call me?

Zoe: SOFADOG

Lia: I don't care...Mommy still loves me and takes naps with me here!

Zoe: (...it's worse than I thought....she needs Prozac!!...)

Schizophrenia...Paranoia....or Just Fear

Zoe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....omg...this is the BEST!

Lia: Whut?

Zoe: Rumor has it you've developed a fear of something and you're just a scared pup!

Lia: What's Fear?

Zoe: You know...like thunder...or fireworks...when you get psycho and pace till it all stops...

Zoe: And sometimes you even get a little panicky....

Lia: Ya....so....?

Zoe: You big, fat, muscular, overgrown wuss-baby:YOU'RE AFRAID OF A CEILING FAN!

Zoe: (....this is so GOOD: Ms.Dipshit is really Ms.Scaredy-cat!!!)

Fall Memories...

Jerry's Machine

Lia: Now that Aunti Liss knows how to do wiring, I want her to build me a Jerry Machine.

Zoe: And....that is......what?

Lia: Watch Jerry!



Zoe: (....actually...YOU, of all dogs, could use a Jerry Machine!...)

Football Sunday

Lia: Hey, Zo-weee.....I see your Roethlisberger got zapped alot....I think he's chicken!

Zoe: Um...first of all, it's SACKED. AND....I see your Lions are on their usual side of the scoreboard....loosers!

Lia: Hey....they looked GOOD! And don't count your pennies yet - it's early in the season.

Zoe: Oh....are we betting?

Zoe: (....let's see: Superbowl Champs vs. no offense...no defense....I'm in!...)

Updated Version of a Classic

Zoe: What are you doing?

Lia: Showing everyone one of Mommy's favorite programs - in current politics....did you know she peed her pants watching this episode?

Zoe: (... I have an idea Mom won't be happy that you told people she peed....I'm bettin there's no cookies for you tonite.....HAHAHAHAHA....you are SO dumb......)

Need something happy....upbeat....RYNO....

Market Worries...

Lia: Hey, Zo...I tried to get Mom's water lilly but it's in the center of the pond and she'll kill me if I go swimming in the pond again. What are you doin?


Zoe: Oh....just thinking. Wondering what to do with my savings and stock...

....wondering if I can find my market so I'll be safe...

Lia: Well....I don't think it's here....

...what does your market smell like?

Zoe: (...sigh...is anyone getting full of her dumbness?...)

Sarah and Hillary

Lia: Zoe, did you see your candidate on SNL?

Zoe: Dip, we live in the same house and yes, I saw that comedic attempt to make her look stupid....





Zoe: (...and not a bad job at that, I spose....)

Cartoon payback...

hahahahahahahaha

Zoe: (...heh heh...I rest my case.......)